“Mommy, when I grow up, I’m going to design a video game and you have the honor of being one of the main characters.”
“Yes.” He swallows a bit of tuna casserole. “You have a super power, too. When you look at someone in the game, you have green x-ray beams that go out from your eyes and fix on the other person’s eyes… and you scramble their brains and they are YOURS, they do your will.”
Me:I Chuckle (Glad he didn’t make me a wicked witch, but this doesn’t sound much better).
“Yeah, and Daddy is a character in the game, too.”
She chimes in. “Yeah, and he FARTS on people!”
“No”, Kaden corrects her, “He distracts the other players by showing them his video games.”
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