September 30, 2009

Back from Type-A Mom, a Recap of the Trip



Well, I did it. I went to North Carolina to the Type-A Mom conference and took my entire family sans the one who has a 'real' job. We left Daddy, the jackalopes, and the Texas dust behind us and headed to Asheville. It was 1145 miles one way. In a packed SUV. With a baby.



Yes, I am crazy.



The first night we stopped in at my wonderful friend Teresa's house. She cooked me deer meat and the boys stayed up whispering with Kaden all night while us ladies (Chickie, Morgan and me) all tried to get our beauty rest. Can you even believe we didn't get PICTURES with them before we left? For shame on us!!!



We left after breakfast and drove from Little Rock to Asheville on day 2. The people in Knoxville were so kind. They like Texans. That's where we stopped to eat dinner. I won't mention the restaurant, because I'm not in to giving bad press... but it was GROSS food: not worth going off of our save-money-by-eating-out-of-the-back-of-the-car diet.



Unfortunately for us, it was dark after we ate and we missed the mountains between Knoxville and Asheville. As a Texan, I hadn't driven in the mountains before, so it was a thrill (and a little scary) to go through tunnels with big trucks. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were daylight, I don't suppose... but I wasn't going to complain. We were just glad to have a vehicle that could get us there (after the 100$ oil change and fuel injection cleaning). I wasn't able to make enough with sponsorship to afford the rental or the airline ticket, so we took our own vehicle on the trip. That made taking the stroller, the cooler, the box of food, the car seat, and all our various luggage a lot easier. A girl has to have her 'stuff' on a blog-conference trip! Especially the laptop, camera and iPhone!



We checked in and stayed in the room to rest on Wednesday night. Our tour of Biltmore begain at 8am the next morning. We awoke in a misty fog and rode the bus through town until we pulled up at the lawn of the Biltmore Estate. It was grandiose, floating there in the mist as we piled off the bus. I immediately noticed Robin of Penseive and met quite a few other great bloggers during the tour. Our guide was a 20 year tour veteran and my kids loved her as much as I did.



My favorite thing she talked about was how the Vanderbilt family used travel as education. Kind of ironic that my kids were learning through traveling to North Carolina and touring the Biltmore Estate - just as she was saying that. I felt a little less guilty for not making them do 'school' on our trip thanks to her. Hey - there's always the summer and holidays to make up the days we missed. Gotta love living in Texas for something (can't love it for the MOUNTAIN VIEW).



There aren't any words to describe how amazing the Biltmore (a Vanderbilt estate) is. To think that people live in such opulence is beyond me. Kaden and I talked about how the 'great hall' would have been the perfect room for our medieval feast. Morgan noticed the indoor 'winter garden' and amazing woodwork. I lingered on the staircase with its beveled lead glass windows to catch a quick iPhone picture with the baby. Chickie was smitten by the garden terrace, and all of us fell in love with the Blue Ridge Mountain view.



I created a story of Biltmore Tour photos on Whirrl to showcase a few of the pictures that you won't see in this post. There were just too many to share. I love going on photo ops that afford you endless things to take pictures of. The Biltmore Estate is one such place. They even provided a delicious lunch on the grounds - pasta salad with sun-dried tomatoes, turkey sandwiches on wheat, Lay's potato chips, bottled water, a fresh gala apple, and TWO yummy chocolate cookies!



Our next stop was the North Carolina Arboretum. The baby did amazing the entire day. [He really did well on the whole trip (aside from a tiny meltdown on the first night when we were at Teresa's house)] The guides at the Asheville arboretum talked about how they are homeschool friendly and have nature programs for kids. Kaden got to hold a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach (oh, joy) and we looked at all the animals in the display tanks (even got a few mugshots to share - which are also on the Biltmore Whirrl story). Time was running out on us to get registered for the conference, so we said our sad goodbyes to the gorgeous flower adorned nature center and loaded up on the coach to return to the Crown Plaza Hotel.



We signed in for the conference and met up with Dawn in the hotel room. After all these years of blogging with Dawn at the Homeschool Post, it was like meeting up with a long-lost sister. I just adore her, y'all. She's a Georgia Peach. [Sorry about the shine, Dawn, I'm no good at Lightroom - yet!]



There were so many other amazing women that I got to meet and know during the weekend. I hate to list them here because I know I'll leave someone out. Melissa of A Familiar Path (pictured at the top above) won the other contest for a free conference ticket and sat with me through some of the speaker sessions. I was glad to have another introverted homeschool mama to hang with. Extroverts like Alli, Janice, and Robin stole the show and moderated and spoke for the panels. There were discussions and open conversations between bloggers and marketers and sessions on helping market your blog and even how to balance blogging and real-life (my favorite other than the photo session by Mishelle). PR firms and companies sponsored bloggers and the event hall was lined with tables that introduced products (and gave away free samples - or 'swag') to the moms there.



Laptops and iPhones lit the room and everyone tweeted notes and highlights as the speakers discussed their topics. If you are interested in learning some tips from the conference, you can look back through the hashtag #typeamom on twitter and see what all the attendees were buzzing about. I didn't have a chance to blog because I was taking 'notes' and pictures when I wasn't nursing the baby in my hotel room or meeting and visiting with other bloggers. It was a blogging geek's dream come true.



I fell in love with this orange Macbook. It's on my wish list - along with Dawn's full-frame camera (the Canon version, of course). Did you notice that my iPhone is orange, too? I heart orange.



I also fell in love with the Photo Walk sponsored by Creative Memories [and brought to ME by Earth Footware - who sold me a half price set of shoes since I had sprained my ankle at the Biltmore shooting pictures and needed comfy shoes to walk in]. While we're speaking of love, let's not forget how much I love Mishelle. She so totally rocks. She showed me how to use my camera. I wish I could pay her more than free cupcakes for her awesome writing skills and amazing photo talent at the Homeschool Post!



I was soooo happy to have my mother and kids there, though. I wasn't able to afford to go on the swanky speaker dinners, so we visited the uptown Biltmore McDonald's instead. They had an automated grand piano playing, but the food still tasted the same. We got lost on the way back and had to go for what seemed like forever until we found an exit on the freeway that would turn us around. My Tom Tom flaked out, so we used the iPhone GPS map to get us back to the hotel. For as much as we balked about the internet connection being slow (poor AT&T), I sure was thankful that it worked at all - or I'd be stuck in the blue ridge mountains eating Little Debbie's cupcakes still to this day!



After the last session on Saturday, they had a BBQ dinner banquet. We said our sad, tired, last goodbyes to our blogging friends, snapped off a few quick pictures, and loaded up the car - in the rain. I managed to leave my business card zipper pouch there (which had all of my cards I had been collecting of all the groovy bloggers and marketers I had met) - and am still on the phone trying to get it back. The kids were tired and the baby was cranky as we pulled away from the hotel following Dawn in the dark to Georgia. We were all upset about missing the scenery again - another set of mountains to drive through in the dark.



We pulled in to Dawn's driveway at around eleven and got to visit with most of her family (her two youngest critters were asleep already) in to the wee hours of the night. She gave me some free Lightroom lessons while we had fun looking through her conference photos. My mom and kids enjoyed visiting with her awesome family as much as I did. We hated to go to bed.



The next morning was Sunday, and the Camp clan was all dressed up so they wouldn't miss church. We shot a few pictures on the driveway before we rolled away. It almost felt like we were leaving family behind. Morgan added another pen pal and future facebook friend to her list for sure.

We stopped in and ate a picnic lunch out of the back of the SUV in the Chick-fil-A parking lot in Alabama. Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi were lovely. The Mississippi river was at it's best as we crossed in to Louisiana. We all felt it was prettier there than the Arkansas-Tennessee bridge. We loved the green creeping vines and lush landscape - a far cry from our drought-laden homeland. If only we could have brought home the rain.



Georgia is fifteen hours away from our house. Add that to the stopping we had to do with the baby, the potty breaks, the snacks... and you have night setting on you before you know it. As the evening set in, I contacted my friend Renae of Reflective and asked her if she was "serious about really letting us spend the night there". She saved the day and we shaved the last five or six hours off of our trip by staying in Tyler, Texas. Her kids were adorable, her house was precious, and she made me HOME MADE WAFFLES! The waffles were shaped like little cows, chickens, pigs and barns.



Kaden got to play with her son (who also happened to love all things Legos and Starwars). There was even time to play on the tire swing (a new treat for a city boy). Her daughters provided me with lovely portrait subjects. I sure wish she wasn't moving away to Idaho, but I'm so glad we got to visit together before she left.



Six hours after leaving Tyler, we pulled in our driveway and threw our arms around daddy - who was a big help unloading all our bags and swag. Chickie said, "Well, that was a nice trip" as she pulled the emergency break and opened the driver's side door. We took our bags inside and pet the lovesick cats, popped our photo cards in to the reader on the laptop, and recounted trip tales to Kevin.



The lessons and stories and sights are all swimming in my mind. I didn't give you a blow by blow storyboard of the blogging sessions because I know that a lot of you who read my blog are not interested in blogging as a 'job'. I learned new things, had a chance to meet wonderful 'invisible friends' and other interesting people, and we had the field trip of our school year - a cross country trip to amazing Asheville and historic Biltmore. It was a blue ridge mountain memory in the making. Something wonderful to remember for all of us. I'm so glad we got to go.



Thank you so much for sponsoring me. I know that a few of you tweeted, prayed, and donated your own funds for the drive and hotel. We put the rest on the card and are hoping that the next time we go to a blog conference, we can get a company sponsorship to cover the expenses! Until then... here's our public THANK YOU to all who made it possible:

* Chickie (who took off work, drove most of the way, helped with the baby - we heart you)

* Kohen (you are the mostest awesomest baby - and the cutest baby EVAH)

* Kids (Mommy loves you - and I'm sure you didn't miss those math pages)

* Honee (Thanks for letting me have fun while you had to stay here and work)

* To those who donated on Paypal: Tanya, Nikowa, Values-Driven Family, Erica, Shanna, Cathy, Claudia, Imperishable Beauty, Traci, Shannon, Lisa, and Western Carolina Fence [You all rock! Shoot me a link and I'll include it with this thanks - and let me know if you want me to change your name and include a blog name or business name instead.]

* To my twitter buddies - those who prayed and tweeted: Cathy and Frelle being the noisiest! 140 xoxos to both of you!

* Dawn (Shared her room at the hotel with us and talked me in to going in the first place.)

Sending you swagalicious cupcake kisses and hugs from Texas! Thanks again y'all! It was a mighty fine time... and a great conference. Now for those of you who are in to more of the gritty conference details, click the link on Frelle's name and you can get the name-droppin' lowdown. I'm off to read her post myself... as if I needed another thing to do before bedtime. I'm so far behind. I'm packing my suitcases up tomorrow for another weekend trip, too.

I told you I was crazy.




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September 24, 2009

Wordless Wednesday: Roadtrip



Lots of miles... lots of smiles. Enjoying being with my homies on the way to North Carolina. The trees in the background are somewhere in Arkansas where we stopped for the night on day 1. More later...

September 22, 2009

While the Queen is away...

...the worker bees High-jack her blog! (hee hee)
No, really I am here, with her permission. She wanted me to tell you "to eat your veggies" and to ask you to pray for her and the kids, while they are traveling. Also pray that she will have a time of refreshing and renewal and that she will come home with a new vision and new friendships!
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Did you know that inside of a Beehive, besides the worker bees making the wax, honeycomb, honey, royal jelly and beebread {man, we DO all the work!}. They also pet and care for their Queen, she is the mother of all the bees in the hive. So, if you would like to take care of this Queen Bee you can do so by donating to her fund for this trip, she is already on, it's not too late! There is a button on the sidebar at the bottom for donations {Tip Jar!}.

She will so appreciate it! Blessings~

Heather's friend Tracy from over at:

September 21, 2009

This Little Piggy





I Heart Faces is having a photo challenge: "Completely Candid". Well, they have one every week. This week's struck a chord with me. Pulled some heartstrings. I love candid shots. I think a photograph is much more meaningful if you can catch the subject unawares. Or - if you are annoying like I am, just sit there long enough snapping shots so that they are immune to it. My kids are really good at forgetting I'm taking pictures - since I'm ALWAYS taking pictures.

So here's my entry.

And you'll have to forgive me for not sticking around... I have a huge list to check off before we hit the road tomorrow for the Type-A Mom conference. Pray for me to get the 270$ in food and gas costs that we need for the trip... and for my vehicle to hold up... and Mr. Baby to not melt down... and for my introverted heart to not burst asunder when I meet all the wonderful online friends I've been chatting with for all these blogging years.

Back to the laundry and bills...



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September 20, 2009

Taking it on the road...



We're leavin'. Taking our school books, the camera, the stroller, the baby, and hitting the road, Jack.

I won a ticket to Type-A Mom. Crazy, hu? That shaved $100 off of my trip and makes it nearly impossible for me to say no. I have a hotel room with a friend if I can just get there, and now a free ticket to the conference. The only thing I'm lacking is the money for the rental car and a little extra for gas.

The trip will take me from Austin, TX to Asheville, NC. That's a long drive, y'all: eighteen hours. Especially with a baby. Good thing the Viking is good natured... but he's never been on a trip THIS long. Four hours is as long as he has been in the car in one sitting. We've done this sort of thing before (driving across the country), but BEFORE baby!

I'll be passing through Dallas, Little Rock, Memphis, Nashville, Knoxville, Atlanta, Birmingham, Jackson, Shreveport, and Longview. My kids will get to add another SIX states to their "I've been there" list! Poor hubby will be home babysitting the lovesick cats.

The schedule for the conference looks wonderfully fun. I'm sure I'll be beside myself with glee when I finally get to meet all my invisible blogging friends. Praying I won't have broccoli in my teeth or a big zit on my nose. Hope I can articulate sentences as well in real life as I do on the keyboard. I wonder if there are other folks out there who can type better than they can talk? Hmmm.


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I'm trying not to think about what I'm going to wear... or how the baby will behave at the 3-day conference (and my aching back carrying his 20lbs of dead-weight chunk around). Maybe I can get helpers. I'm sure Dawn is great at helping with babies since she's had 8 of her own. I have a few other friends I'm anxious to meet as well. You know who you are, you tweeting chickas!

I've got lists to make, maps to study, laundry to put away, packing to begin and a million other things to finish before we hit the pavement Tuesday.


So without further ado, I will leave you with these parting whines for sponsorship and prayers. Every dollar counts and this is a done deal. If you are able to help, click the donate button (Paypal tip jar) in my sidebar. I would so appreciate it! You can pay for the Snickers bar at the gas stop or a half of a tank of gas - whatever you feel led to share!

Thank you to all the great folks who have donated so far! You are THE grooviest sponsors evah!




Quick Links
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September 18, 2009

T is for Toes



There's a first time for everything. Yesterday was Viking's first time to feel the grass on his tiny toes. He felt it with his chubby fingers, too. It intrigued him.

So fun to see a new little guy discover the world around him.



It was his half birthday yesterday. He's six months old! Seems like just a few weeks ago when I couldn't see my feet and was whining about not being able to get out of bed. My little 9 pounder has already doubled his birth weight. He's wearing size 12 months and already saying 'mama' and 'dada'. Yesterday he sat up for the first time on his own (we put him on the couch and he didn't fall over).

All these new milestones... and the baby book is empty. I never can find the time to sit down and write it all down. Hmmph. Well - at least I'm taking pictures.



Would you like to participate in the A B See Photomeme with me over at the Homeschool Post? Click over to join me at Letter T.



You don't have to post a T if you are in a different spot in the alphabet, though - just share what you have! There's a link to find out more about the meme on today's post. I have enjoyed the challenge to take alphabetical shots. How about you?

September 16, 2009

Not on the A List



This post is going to sound really weird for someone who is trying to raise money to attend a blogging conference. I'll admit it up front so you won't think I haven't seen the irony in the situation. I figured I needed to be honest about the feelings I've had today... especially since you kind folks are all rooting for me to go to "typeamom". I've had people I didn't know retweeting my tweets and have met a few people through the last few days that are amazing - just because I used the #typeamom hashtag on Twitter.

I have had some astounding epiphanies which are just too important for me not to write down. And as I've always said in my bi-line for the past four years of blogging (before the bi-line on my blog disappeared in this latest redesign), "I like thinking through my fingertips". I type it out. That's how I get things done mentally. Heaven help me when I don't have a keyboard handy. Just ask my kids.

Here are a few little known facts about Sprittibee:

1. I'm actually very introverted. I'm a one-on-one type person. I can GO to a crowded place and mingle... but my persona grata is hanging out with a few close friends or my very own family. You wouldn't think-it, wouldja? I have even had a lot of friends tell me that I seem very social when I'm out. I seem like a people person. But inside, I'm just your average wallflower. For reals. I'd much rather be squishing my cat and curled up talking with you face-to-face than speaking to a group. I can talk to the world from my computer in my pajamas... and that's just how I like it.

"So what's a girl like that wanting to go to a blog party anyway", you ask.

Good question. I think it's just this:

I am a blog addict. I am a homeschool mom. I need to prove that my 'invisible friends' that I'm always talking about are REAL so my husband won't tease me any more. And just like I said on my sponsor post for "typeamom",...

I'd love to be in a room full of people who understand the urge to tweet, Facebook, and blog as your first response to any given situation. I get the strangest looks from my real-life buddies when I "blog-talk".


2. I started my blog as a random comment on someone else's blog. It was a favor to a friend who asked me to encourage the other blogger. I finally found a place to dump my brain... that wouldn't get flooded like all those countless journals I wrote in did. I never intended to be an A-list blogger. I never intended to make money at it. I never thought about a book deal in the making. I was shocked when I got my first free book off of Amazon (after nearly 3 years of blogging)... and when the review items started piling up in my email box. Being a poor homeschool family, I certainly wasn't going to turn them away.

However, I cringe at the thought of my blog turning in to a 'magazine' or an 'advertisement' or a overwrought 'horse and pony show'. Unless that horse and pony were part of Wordless Wednesday, of course.

I like the idea that someone is reading and being blessed. Like this comment I got today:

Blommom has left a new comment on your post "Under Attack":

Thank you! I just stumbled across your blog post looking for clip art to accompany teaching Ephesians 6:10-17 in our homeschool. Years ago my mother made posters with Scriptures and little picture hints for those who couldn't read. Now that my kids are getting old enough to really "hide the Word" I want to follow in my mom's footsteps.
Thank you for your Scripture-filled post that blesses me years after you wrote it!


Posted by Blommom to Sprittibee at 9/16/2009 10:20 PM

I like the fact that there are perks now and then (Lord knows we need them with only one bread-winner in our family of 5). I love meeting all of you (have met so many cool bloggers in person that I adore) and feeling some kind of groovy blogginish connection... but I'm already in over my head with emails (want to blow up the inbox or the laptop - not sure which) and have no money for a secretary - so that makes me a small fry in blog land. You gotta be able to keep up with the networking if you want to 'keep up' at all.

3. I didn't even know what Type-A-Mom's title was patterned after until today. When I saw my friend Dawn's poster with the big A, I thought she put the A in the middle because it looked asymmetrical. I'm a formatting queen and a homeschool mom who likes things done in an orderly fashion. You always start your ordering with A and then B, C, and D. Then I went to the website at Type-A Mom and DID notice the "Bring it!" reference and thought it was a tad bit over the top for me. My version of 'bring it' is in 12 month clothes, weighs 19 lbs. and has a smile that lights up the world. Sure, I like to laugh and get goofy, but I'm SO not a super-star. I'd be learning more than teaching at ANY conference. I'm the back-pew, discreet breastfeeding, thinking type - always composing a blog post in my head and would rather be behind the camera than in front of it.

That doesn't sound so "Type-A". Yeah, I figured it out (probably haven't found the "kick me because I'm slow" sign on my back, though). I got a tweet after my litany of requests for sponsorship were made and my tweet-buddy used the term "Type-A" without the "mom" attached.

I don't want to be unattached. Before the blog, I'm a mom. Plain and simple.

A lightbulb went off. Suddenly "typing mom" became "important mom" (the real definition is "agressive or hostile". The hyphen (which I had thought was type-a-mom, like a writer, ya-know?) was corrected. Type-A stood alone. "Bring it" in the subtitle finally made sense. But then - OOOOHHHH (my aha moment finally burning away the thick fog I live in), then... I saw my tweets for sponsorship as a popularity contest... and it kind of made me think... "Eeew, that's just not my style."

I've never been one of those "click-this-button-and-you'll-get-a-thousand-twitter-fans" type networker. I network because I love the people and I love to write. I don't want to be a diva. Feels good to be loved and accepted ("friended"), but not "fanned" (you Facebookers will know what I'm talkin' about).

So there. Now that's all off my chest.

Do I want to go to "Type-A Mom"? Sure. I have friends there that I have known online for years. I'm greatful to the sponsors that have given me funds towards the goal of getting to NC. I'm willing to brave the airport (I miss flying and haven't flown since my first born was a baby). I'm willing to sling the baby and put up with him being stuck to me like glue from the airplane to the hotel. I'm even willing to drive 3 plus hours from Georgia to North Carolina so that I can chit-chat with Dawn and use her extra stroller. It would be a delight to be in a blog world for a weekend.

If 'Type-A Mom' is happy with what I'm bringing, I'm happy to go hang with my bloggin' hommies and look like the biggest dork at the conference. There won't be cocktails, fancy nails, spike heels or new clothes for me. I'll be the chick with the cutest baby in the world on the back row.

I'll be the one behind the camera. And that's OK with me.

September 15, 2009

Think Like a Winner

A friend of mine shared this little encouraging article with us at co-op a few years ago. I found it digging through my cabinets and wanted to share. Attitude is everything. I'm a firm believer in Romans 8:28 (All things come together for good for those who love the Lord and are called according to His purpose). While the ingredients in chocolate chip cookies might taste bad if you eat them individually, they taste GREAT together. God is adding our moments together - our lives - to create a master recipe... a feast of epic proportions. Keeping focused on the goal is essential... which requires us to look up and kneel down instead of sweating the little stuff.

THINK LIKE A WINNER

What are the traits that make one a winner and another a loser? The big difference is how he or she thinks. The attitude will govern his or her actions.

For instance...

* A winner is always ready to tackle something new... a loser is prone to believe it can't be done.

* A winner isn't afraid of competition... a loser excuses himself with the idea that the competition may beat him out.

* A winner knows he's sometimes wrong and is willing to admit his mistakes... a loser can usually find someone to blame.

* A winner is challenged by a new problem... a loser doesn't want to face it.

* A winner is decisive... a loser frustrates himself with indecision.

* A winner realizes there is no time like the present to get a job done... a loser is prone to procrastinate with the hope that things will be better tomorrow.

* A winner thinks positively, acts positively and lives positively... a loser usually has a negative attitude and a negative approach to everything.

So, if you want to be a winner, THINK like a winner... ACT like a winner... and sooner than you think, you WILL BE a winner!

~ Author Unknown


Pretty good advice, eh? Now I need to stop procrastinating and get my desk cleaned off and my calendar ready for school tomorrow. Because I KNOW it won't be a better day tomorrow unless I tackle it!

September 14, 2009

You've Got Food!



I'm on my way out the door for an all-day field trip, but before I go... I wanted to make someone's day a little brighter. A little more healthy and delicious... just like R. W. Knudsen and Santa Cruz Organics!

The winner of my back to school snack box is:

TZel

I don't have your email address - so please respond before Friday or I'll have to pick another winner!

I wish I was getting another snack box. Those were so yummy. Maybe I'll stop in at Whole Foods on my way back home!

And in case you are shopping any time soon, the Gap Outlet Store is giving 10% off at their semi-annual baby sale to those who use this coupon: http://gapoutlet-twittermoms.com/test-post-1061

Have a super Monday, y'all.

And if you can spare a few dollars - please donate to my Typeamom fund. YOU can be a Sprittibee sponsor! I have 1.5 weeks to collect the rest of my travelin' money. Can you help?


Thanks so much!!!

September 12, 2009

Not Eating Her Curds and Whey



I'm notorious for biting off more than I can chew. My eyes are always too big. When it comes to Mexican food, Marie Calendar's Chocolate satan - I mean Satin Pie, or school plans. It's all the same. The science fair this year was one of those things I figured we could get to. But when they moved its date to September, I chickened out. I told the kids this Wednesday that we weren't going to participate because there was just not any time. Little did I know they were so determined to get their science on that they would do their project almost entirely without my help or direction! I'm beside myself (just like Little Miss Muffet) with excitement.



Morgan, in particular was not willing to back out. She researched and found this project on the internet on her OWN and talked her brother in to joining her. She even sneaked around to do it - because she was grounded from the computer - so she did her research in her grandma's room! You have to be pretty dedicated to school to risk getting in trouble to do it!

They are going to make mama look really good (which is great - and happens often when I don't deserve it). The cool thing about being a homeschool mom is that you get to take credit for a lot of learning that you don't initiate. My favorite line is "Yeah. I homeschool them." Sounds great after they look particularly amazing and I had nothing to do with it. Sometimes I wonder WHO is doing the homeschooling.

OK, so the photos... Tip top is Morgan's first experiment with milk. She's 'discovering through experimentation' that there really is glue inside milk. Those are her every-day ingredients. They picked an easy project because this was their first science fair. It's good to get your feet wet (and the floor if you have to - it can be mopped). The next photo down is her adding 1 tablespoon white vinegar to the 7 tablespoons of milk. How's that for easy ingredients?! I'm all over this kind of experiment, baby. I'm a cheap homeschooler. Did I say that out loud?



Then she waited for two minutes...



... and poured her gross-nasty-icky curdled milk in to the coffee filter that was nestled over the top of another glass. She's separating the curds from the whey. During the waiting process she was busy reading the encyclopedia about milk. Did you know that it takes 150-500 pounds of blood to pass through the udder of a cow to produce one pound of milk?



Nursing moms understand this. And unfortunately, we get to see a lot of human milk curd when baby spits up, too. Eeewwwww! Amazingly, stomach acid works a lot like vinegar in separating milk.

How about these interesting milk factoids taken from the New Book of Knowledge Encyclopedia 1976 (boy am I glad I kept that FREE old set - it has come in handy):

1. Eskimos drink reindeer milk.
2. Indians drink zebu and water buffalo milk.
3. Casein is the main protein in milk and is found no where else in nature.
4. Cream contains 5 to 10 times more fat than milk.
5. Curd is casein (80% of the protein in milk) - which is also an adhesive (what this experiment shows).
6. Casein has industrial uses: paint, wall paper paste, wool, and plastic to name a few.



7. The whey in milk has almost all of the milk sugars, minerals and vitamins and makes up 20% of the protein.
8. Lactose is not as sweet or easy to dissolve as table sugar and digests more slowly.
9. Drug companies sometimes use lactose to grow penicillin.
10. My husband is lactose intolerant. You don't want to be in the house if he has Alfredo Sauce.



Yep, the curds - or casein - is just like Elmer's Glue. [I guess that's why they have a cow on the front.] Works just as well. Now you know why your mama always told you to not drink milk when you have a sinus infection or cold. That stuff is as thick as glue. For reals. Casein causes you to create more mucous. Not good when you are drowning in snot.

Hey - I love milk. But there are times when you shouldn't drink it. One of those times is NOT when you have an Oreo in front of you. By all means, if there are cookies anywhere near - pour yourself a glass.

Just don't drink the stuff you create after this science experiment, K? Cuz that would be really gross.



After Morgan finished her part of her milky experiment (a few times for fun), Kaden did his part. He's a minimalist. He used the exact same ingredients and did his part ONCE. Then he went off to play because he isn't that interested in milk. I think he was only doing this experiment to please Morgan. He would rather be playing with bugs or rocks. Funny how my scientific child (who reads encyclopedias about insects, minerals, gems and rocks regularly) was not interested in the science fair half as much as the other kid - who would rather be drawing or writing.



Kaden poured the same amount of milk in to the first cup, the same amount of vinegar in to the first cup, and then STIRRED it. His job was just to separate the curds and whey to see if an acid would break up a colloid. That was his (and my) new word for the day. Milk is a colloid: a substance that doesn't settle because the particles are too tiny. Unlike sand that settles in water or pulp that floats in orange juice, the curds and whey naturally are so tiny that they look like one substance when mixed together.

Kaden made me promise not to do a breastfeeding demonstration at the science fair. I'm cool with that. We can stick to cow's milk this time.



We see more of that yucky stuff in the bowl up there on Viking's bibs than we want to.

I asked the children if they wanted a glass of milk after the project was complete and both of them looked at me like I was crazy. Maybe our grocery budget will be trimmed up with a few more kitchen science experiments? Naw... I'm sure that they'll break down and grab the jug when they realize it would mean giving up Captain Crunch and Nesquick. You just can't eat cereal without milk. Drinking chocolate milk without milk would be pretty difficult, too.

I'll share the photos of the fair later - we have to go to it after lunch today. I'm pretty sure they will do great since most everyone in our local co-op chickened out like I was going to... so they should be one project out of only 3-5 of them in the middle school category.




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